Terms of Slop

SEC_01 // Acceptance

By loading a single pixel of BarelyPC into your retinal cache, you agree to these Terms of Slop. If you do not agree, please slowly back away from the CRT and unplug the modem.

SEC_02 // The Slop

"Slop" means any meme, image, caption, vibe, hex code, ASCII glyph, or psychic emanation produced by the BarelyPC generator. Slop is served as-is, where-is, with no warranty as to taste, accuracy, timeliness, or coherence. Slop may be cursed. That's the feature.

SEC_03 // Acceptable Use

You may use Slop to: post online, print on a t-shirt, project onto a wall, or whisper to a houseplant. You may NOT use Slop to: commit federal crimes, invent a new religion, or train a model that pretends to have better taste than us.

SEC_04 // Memetic Hazards

BarelyPC is not liable for any cognitohazard, brain worm, earworm, ear ghost, intrusive thought, recurring dream, or general derealization arising from prolonged exposure. If a generated meme speaks to you directly, that's between you and it.

SEC_05 // Intellectual Property

All Slop is co-owned by you, us, the model, the internet at large, and a single raccoon in a parking lot in New Jersey. Disputes are resolved via rock-paper-scissors-shoot.

SEC_06 // Termination

We may terminate your access at any time for any reason, including but not limited to: making memes that are too funny, not funny enough, or insufficiently cursed. Termination notices will be delivered via dial-up handshake.

SEC_07 // Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the Geocities region of cyberspace, circa 1998. Venue is exclusively in the comments section.