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Privacy (Lol)
Last updated: when we remembered • Encryption level: vibes
TL;DR
We collect what we need to make the meme machine work and almost nothing else. We are too tired to sell your data. The cookies are for vibes. The ads are nonexistent. Be normal.
// What we collect
- ▸ The meme concept you type into the box.
- ▸ Generated outputs (caption + image), so you can download them.
- ▸ Standard server stuff: IP, user-agent, timestamps, the usual.
- ▸ A vague aesthetic sense of who you might be.
// What we do NOT collect
- ▸ Your social security number. We don't want it.
- ▸ Your contacts. Couldn't read them if we tried.
- ▸ Browser fingerprints sold to ad networks.
- ▸ Your hopes, dreams, or unsent text drafts.
// Who we share with
We send your concept to Perplexity (to research meme trends) and Lovable AI Gateway (to render the cursed image). Both are third-party AI providers and have their own policies. We do not sell your data to advertisers. We don't even have advertisers.
// Cookies
Functional only. No tracking pixels, no third-party retargeting, no creepy ad networks. Just whatever the browser needs to remember you opened the site. Real cookies are still better than ours.
// Your rights
You can stop using the site at any time. You can ask us to delete anything we have on you. You can also just close the tab. Honestly that's probably enough.
// Contact
Privacy questions go to the Contact_Matrix. Please be polite. We are barely a personal computer.
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